The one I take everywhere and the one I leave at home. Ignore the googley eyes. Can never have too much Old Bay.
The one I take everywhere and the one I leave at home. Ignore the googley eyes. Can never have too much Old Bay.
Heh.

follow for more sick burns
(Source: circumcisions)

(Source: foxfactor, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
I thought my problem was to face death with gaiety, now I have learned that it is to face life.
(via journalofanobody)
(via thebluthcompany)
It’s the Final Countdown | S.O.B.s
“Please tell your friends about this show.”
If I had to pick a favorite episode, this might be it.
All I know is I am bomb at cooking up some eggs.
am I the only one who thought her arm looked extremely dislocated
WHO CARES ABOUT HER ARM?! SHE IS SPILLING THAT BUD EVERYWHERE
(Source: consumeconsume)
Not a god damn thing.
(via flan-solo)
Me right now
(via pancakesupernova)

I am laughing so fucking hard
(via flan-solo)
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
Chesapeake Bay, Maryland
The moon rises over a building of the Chesapeake Bay Foundation in Maryland.
(via thegestianpoet)
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
(via think4yourself)