I went to a wedding recently.
the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare
GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.
No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that
You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut
A+ gif usage.
Bathroom Batman [radicallay]
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
should i tell him
please watch this video
This man is insane
know what they smell like?
smell your fingers…right now.
Nothing reminds me more of how little I have going for me than when I get genuine interest from a girl with her life completely together. A house, a dog, a career. And I’m over here with my undergraduate pursuits and living at home. I’m by no means putting her down. I envy her. I need to get my life together.
Dave: My wife drives me to drink…
Me: You’re lucky. My wife makes me walk to the bar…
"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."
DAMN.OH MY GOD
i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic
it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older
they fucking prance oh my god
This is actually called “pronging.” They do it when they’re excited and happy. How do I know this? My mother owns four of these hella expensive pieces of shit.
This must be what they do to students who fail.